Road Rules

Cool Ain’t Sh*t

The Sucking Matrix

Road Rules to Sucking At Something

a cheat sheet

1
The thing you suck at has to mean something to you.
2
Do what you love without expectation of gain or reward.
3
Don't compare yourself to others.
4
The pleasure you find is in your own sucking at something, not in the sucking of others.
5
Eliminate the phrase, "why don't they just ___________?"
6
You shouldn't suck at team sports (unless you are invited) or at tattooing, unless you're doing it for free.
7
Do no harm to others in what you suck at.